Anonymous asked: ugh god i wanna suck your cock so hard
Anonymous asked: youre a horny little hottie arent you? ;) mmmmm i'd love to taste all of that
That awkward moment when you're in a store and you...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable SHORT PEOPLE PROBLEMS D;
how I feel about bacon.
When you see your friend and their crush together
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Plans for when I get my own place with someone I...
sheenarosea: ohayjesse: Wake up. Have sex. Make breakfast. Have sex. Go to work & wish I was home. Come home. Have a snack. Have sex. Watch tv. Get distracted by sex. Continue having sex. Take a shower. Have sex in the shower. Cook dinner. Have sex. Go to sleep. Lol my life right now. Thank you independence.
juliesmelody: LOL AHAHAH omg
awysha: ddev0n: le-sacre-coeur: agent-355: Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network. me get it gurl “Noo” Hahhahahahah WUT. LOLOL at the end doe. “noo >:|” LMAO
Recess Opening Scene remake // ALL THE AWARDS! Oh. My. Wow. My childhood, reawakened.
I am still learning
Are we dating? Are we fucking? Are we best friends? Are we something in between that?
imgonnamakeyoumakemecumrainbows: Still a better love story than Twilight. BOUSE
louieangelo-s: respect epitome of BOUSE
unknown-one: I am becoming much more of a monster inside each and everyday.