September 2011
60 posts
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K no more reblogging for awhile. Going to actually blog again… tomorrow. Just an update on life, which I will be posting when I get home from my ORIENTATION AT PIMA! ;D G’night, early day tomorrow. Gotta get used to sleeping early now.
When teachers give you an assignment and say:...
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Bahahaha…I’ve completed semester-long projects overnight, most of the time getting A’s on them to boot.
August 2011
46 posts
That awkward moment when you can't remember what...
lolsofunny:
then you deep try to remember and like
Most days.
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For the people who have so much disrespect for...
ni-nuuuh:
Why? Why the fuck do you not respect your parents. You call them fat ugly stupid. Seriously? They took care of you, then give you as much as they can. They may be all strict and mean at times but it’s only because they love and care for you. I mean… Seriously. I can see if they abuse you or something but seriously just because they wont let you go out or have this or that. Don’t be so...
Wow..kids need to educate themselves. Saw a commercial for kids who STILL have questions about 9/11. “How could our security let people like that in” UHH well if we had known they were terrorists like..20 years ago, then sure. The hijackers on those planes were residents who lived normal lives here in the U.S. for years, no history of criminal record. They were someone’s...
Hipsters
Mainstream
Then those who thought it was cool to rebel against it and considered themselves underground.
Then Hipsters - It’s cool to be cool before it’s cool.
Those who hate on hipsters - It’s cool to hate on those who are cool before it’s cool.
What term shall we coin that scene?
I’m not a sex-addict. My body is just more inclined to reproduce. Or at least practicing.
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My take on zombies.
There are actually researchers in Canada who are looking into zombies. I read an article from them saying that there is a chance of the reality of zombies, and that [luckily] they will be slow moving.
Probably because their bodies are decayed or decaying and deteriorating. Would a zombie’s heart still be beating? Maybe not, therefore not pumping any blood throughout the body, thus no...
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Meanwhile..
I really need to figure out how I’m going to pay off my bills.
I just did one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do in awhile. But it’s for the best. There are times when you can and should be selfish. Before trying to make anyone else happy, strive to make yourself happy first. And if that goes well, the former should happen in correlation. I just hope she’ll one day be able to understand why I did what I did tonight. Hearts will ache,...
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I'll eat you til you cry, I'll call it wine and...
“A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to...”
– The Ethical Slut (via shandog)
Happy Birthday to my brother. 26 you old fucker....
My Friday night. Literally lol.
Noticing a good number of people doing this at the moment for some reason. Did I miss the memo or something? Lol but thought I’d give it a shot.
Down to just talk, meet new people, need anything or have any questions. Yeah. I answer privately unless you prefer otherwise. cydoeswork.tumblr.com/ask
So
going to the bar was a fail tonight. Johnny V’s, Y U NO HAVE SHORT LINE?! Probably because it’s a bar/lounge/club/restaurant. Hoe well. Drankin’ alone tonight. Beers and red wine, tonight shall be fine.
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I’m beginning to realize my attraction towards redheads. And not the natural gingers. The artificial red-haired eye candy. Ariana Grande of Nickelodeon’s Victorious.
And my future wife Hayley Williams
I’ve always loved Hayley though <3 but yeah.
Potassium. Boron Iodine
It's amazing what alcohol can do to guilt
I'd cuddle the fuck outta you.
And possibly make out too.
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If you stink, don't bother.
-fuckmylollipop:
ayyjeremy:
Sorry. Just my personal opinion. I can’t date someone who doesnt care for their own body odor. I mean. Fuck, clean yourself. I don’t want to walk around with a dumpster. I don’t care how cute you look, if you smell, or wrench of something rancid. Back the fuck off. Not attractive at all. Here’s some soap, some shampoo, brush your teeth, listerine that shit, scrub...
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1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.
kittyycatt:
If only it could be an anime .. omg
So I went to Downtown SD this morning, and I just had Rei Do Gado for the first time ever. IT WAS LIKE A MEAT ORGY IN MY MOUTH.
I like how pretty much all the girls I’ve run into on tumblr like to say that they’re ‘not like other girls’ in a sense that they love food and love to eat.
You sure you’re not like other girls?
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I'm pretty good at...
catching shooting stars. Especially while I’m driving around at night.
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I have sex with you a lot in my head.
People act like it's so horrible to be alone.
denizaversusthem:
I honestly like it sometimes.
"Are we taking the prank too far?" "Nah, send in...
ricecrackerzz:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
nickvanduuren:
Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow
I would have shit myself bro !
LMFAO LITERALLY MADE ME LOL. fuckin japanese people man. But I’d hate to be that guy.
Back from hospital. 4 hours of sleep + hot weather = nap time. Leave me something to get back to when I wake up please.
